• I'm Not in Love
  • Dreadlock Holiday
  • The Things We Do For Love
  • The Wall Street Shuffle
  • Rubber Bullets
  • Good Morning Judge
  • Donna
  • I'm Mandy Fly Me
  • Life Is A Minestrone
  • Art For Art's Sake
  • The Dean And I
  • Silly Love
  • People In Love
  • The Worst Band In The World
  • For You And I
  • Old Wild Men
  • Clockwork Creep
  • The Second Sitting For The Last Supper
  • Don't Hang Up
  • Somewhere In Hollywood
  • Hotel
  • Blackmail
  • Johnny Don't Do It
  • Une Nuit a Paris
  • Sand In My Face
  • Lazy Ways
  • Brand New Day
  • I Wanna Rule The World
  • Cry
  • Headline Hustler
  • Flying Junk
  • How Dare You
  • Marriage Bureau Rendezvous
  • Speed Kills
  • The Film Of My Love
  • From Rochdale To Ocho Rios
  • The Hospital Song
  • Iceberg
  • Fresh Air For My Mama
  • Honeymoon With B Troop
  • Channel Swimmer
  • Modern Man Blues
  • Reds In My Bed
  • Take These Chains
  • Last Night
  • You've Got A Cold
  • Head Room
  • Oh Effendi
  • I Bought A Flat Guitar Tutor
  • The Sacro-Iliac


She doesn't need money
She doesn't need diamonds
She's lookin' for pretty things
She doesn't want romance
She doesn't need finance
She's lookin' for rendezvous

But every time she's going down
She never looks around
I'll wait and watch her with my lens
Until she brings the curtain down

There behind the keyhole
With my fish eye

I'm back in the darkroom
I'm covered in fixer
I'm makin' a photograph
I'll send her some postcards
In glorious color
I'm keeping the negatives

I'll form a letter from the news
With different type from different lines
I'll tell the world about her
I'll mail the people and the times

It'll be so scandalous
For the both of them
But mainly her

She showed them her husband
He ordered a dozen
He thought they were fabulous
The one with the
The two of the
And three of the

He sold her to Hefner
Who put her in Playboy
He gave her a centre-fold
I made a real blunder
She made it in movies
I made her a superstar