• I'm Not in Love
  • Dreadlock Holiday
  • The Things We Do For Love
  • The Wall Street Shuffle
  • Rubber Bullets
  • Good Morning Judge
  • Donna
  • I'm Mandy Fly Me
  • Life Is A Minestrone
  • Art For Art's Sake
  • The Dean And I
  • Silly Love
  • People In Love
  • The Worst Band In The World
  • For You And I
  • Old Wild Men
  • Clockwork Creep
  • The Second Sitting For The Last Supper
  • Don't Hang Up
  • Somewhere In Hollywood
  • Hotel
  • Blackmail
  • Johnny Don't Do It
  • Une Nuit a Paris
  • Sand In My Face
  • Lazy Ways
  • Brand New Day
  • I Wanna Rule The World
  • Cry
  • Headline Hustler
  • Flying Junk
  • How Dare You
  • Marriage Bureau Rendezvous
  • Speed Kills
  • The Film Of My Love
  • From Rochdale To Ocho Rios
  • The Hospital Song
  • Iceberg
  • Fresh Air For My Mama
  • Honeymoon With B Troop
  • Channel Swimmer
  • Modern Man Blues
  • Reds In My Bed
  • Take These Chains
  • Last Night
  • You've Got A Cold
  • Head Room
  • Oh Effendi
  • I Bought A Flat Guitar Tutor
  • The Sacro-Iliac


Ooh, he's a sly one
He's a razzmatazz man
He flew in from Singapore
On a flying junk man

Ooh, he's a devil
Ooh, and the devil's
Gonna bring you down

Ooh, he's a stalwart
With a heavy load on
He's got a finger in everyone's pie
And he's got what you want

Ooh, he's a salesman
Ooh, and his goods
Are gonna bring you down

He's never got the stuff
If you ever come to him without money
He hasn't got the time
For the people who are down on their knees
But if the price is right
You won't be asking him where it came from

Ooh, he's a remnant
From the swingin' sixties
He pushed his load down the Kings Road
To the Chelsea Potter

Ooh, he's a snow job
Ooh, and his shovel's
Gonna cover you