• I'm Not in Love
  • Dreadlock Holiday
  • The Things We Do For Love
  • The Wall Street Shuffle
  • Good Morning Judge
  • Rubber Bullets
  • Donna
  • I'm Mandy Fly Me
  • Life Is A Minestrone
  • Art For Art's Sake
  • The Worst Band In The World
  • The Dean And I
  • Silly Love
  • People In Love
  • For You And I
  • Old Wild Men
  • Honeymoon With B Troop
  • Clockwork Creep
  • The Second Sitting For The Last Supper
  • Blackmail
  • Don't Hang Up
  • Somewhere In Hollywood
  • Hotel
  • Sand In My Face
  • Johnny Don't Do It
  • Lazy Ways
  • Brand New Day
  • Headline Hustler
  • Marriage Bureau Rendezvous
  • I Wanna Rule The World
  • Une Nuit a Paris
  • How Dare You
  • Flying Junk
  • Cry
  • Speed Kills
  • Modern Man Blues
  • The Hospital Song
  • You've Got A Cold
  • The Film Of My Love
  • Take These Chains
  • From Rochdale To Ocho Rios
  • Channel Swimmer
  • Oh Effendi
  • Iceberg
  • Reds In My Bed
  • Fresh Air For My Mama
  • I Don't Like Cricket - I Love It (Dreadlock Holiday) (Live Version)
  • Last Night
  • I Bought A Flat Guitar Tutor
  • Head Room


Well I've been lookin' after number one for too long
And it seemed the love was passing me by
So I thought I better do something about it
And that's why I'm sittin' here lookin' cross the table at you
That's why I'm sittin' here lookin' cross the table at you

Well a lonely man needs a marriage bureau
Where they sit you right down and you fill in a form
Would you like a blonde or a black or a blue rinse?

Do you like 'em small, love 'em slim long and tall?
Do you like 'em small, love 'em slim long and tall?
Oh no, too many questions

I'm looking for a girl like Momma used to be
She's cooking up a dream, she's baking ecstasy
Won't it be fine when I find her

Would I like to take her to a movie or the theater?
Would I pick her up at home or would I like to meet her?
Somewhere we could take a good look at each other

Smile and say hello or walk away
Smile and say hello or walk away

So I'm squeaky clean in and out of the bath, I never shaved so close before
I'm gonna put on a tie, I'm gonna shine up my shoes
I'm gonna slick back my hair, I've got nothin' to lose
Oh, oh, I'll be stinkin' so good like I'm drowning in a sea of cologne

Hey do you know you remind me of someone?
But I'm here making eyes at you
And I think we're gonna say goodbye to the bureau

Close the files, turn the page, start anew
Close the files, turn the page, start anew