• I'm Not in Love
  • Dreadlock Holiday
  • The Things We Do For Love
  • The Wall Street Shuffle
  • Good Morning Judge
  • Rubber Bullets
  • Donna
  • I'm Mandy Fly Me
  • Life Is A Minestrone
  • Art For Art's Sake
  • The Worst Band In The World
  • The Dean And I
  • Silly Love
  • People In Love
  • For You And I
  • Old Wild Men
  • Honeymoon With B Troop
  • Clockwork Creep
  • The Second Sitting For The Last Supper
  • Blackmail
  • Don't Hang Up
  • Somewhere In Hollywood
  • Hotel
  • Sand In My Face
  • Johnny Don't Do It
  • Lazy Ways
  • Brand New Day
  • Headline Hustler
  • Marriage Bureau Rendezvous
  • I Wanna Rule The World
  • Une Nuit a Paris
  • How Dare You
  • Flying Junk
  • Cry
  • Speed Kills
  • Modern Man Blues
  • The Hospital Song
  • You've Got A Cold
  • The Film Of My Love
  • Take These Chains
  • From Rochdale To Ocho Rios
  • Channel Swimmer
  • Oh Effendi
  • Iceberg
  • Reds In My Bed
  • Fresh Air For My Mama
  • I Don't Like Cricket - I Love It (Dreadlock Holiday) (Live Version)
  • Last Night
  • I Bought A Flat Guitar Tutor
  • Head Room


I looked in the mirror
What did you see looking at you?
I saw a nine stone weakling
What will you do?

Dynamic tension waiting for you
Dynamic tension make a man out of you

I opened my magazine
What did you see?
I saw Mr. France
What did he have?

A girl on each shoulder
What else?
And one in his pants

Dynamic tension can do this for you
Dynamic tension make a man out of you you you you you

So our hero goes down to the beach
He's in real terrible shape
His chick's been seen with big Alex
That mother kicked sand in his face

Now let me tell you about Alex
He's got hands like hams, knees like trees
(Hands like hams, knees like trees)
200 lbs of surfboard Hercules

Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to me
I lost my girl down by the beach
She's with Alex and she's out of reach

So please Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to me
I saw your body in an advert on TV
But what convinced me was your money back guarantee

Now, I'm stronger than Alex
Where is he now?
He's left in disgrace, oh yeah

'Cause I took back my girlfriend
And kicked sand in his face
In his eyes, in his ears, in his nose

Dynamic tension waiting for you
Dynamic tension make a man out of you

Dynamic tension, dynamic tension
Dynamic tension, dynamic tension
Dynamic tension, dynamic tension
Dynamic tension, dynamic tension